To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand xaev's music. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of electronic music history and the evolution of dariacore most of the jokes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also xaev's production talent, which is incredibly woven into his songs - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Leroy's discography, for instance.

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As a consequence people who dislike xaev truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the niche references in xaev's hit song "toby fox discovers the hyperpop soundfont", which itself is a cryptic reference to Toby Fox's exclusive use of soundfonts for Undertale's soundtrack.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as schnozz's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.

And yes by the way, I DO have a Perry the Platypus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within the top 50 xaev listeners on spotify.

I don't know what to put for this bit. Can you just leave me alone? I hope I don't get fired. Just kidding xx. I'm fat. I'm a furry. Nobody will see this. CS2 sucks. Burn in heck.

im actually 5000 years old my real name is terry davis and im the best programmer who ever lived hahahah. just kidding again guys. i like to play video games and eat apples, especially green apples!